Gas Hurts
No, I am not talking about prices at the pumps (although I hear that is not good).
I am talking about good old fashioned gas in the body. I am a gassy baby and I HATE it. It makes me upset, which then upsets Mommy, Daddy, Monique & Jackson. (Luna, Calvin & Hobbes don't seem to get upset, just concerned). Gas makes me feel like this:
NOT HAPPY!
And that Mylicon stuff does not seem to work. I have to be burped while walking. Just sitting doesn't work, I HAVE to be in motion. Weird.
This is also how the Padres make me feel. I hope Cool Uncle Jason will help me play baseball, I hear that he and Cousin Justin are WAY better than Daddy.
Yesterday when I was not fighting the GAS FACE (hit 'em in the grill Pete). Sorry, I let Daddy type for a moment. I forgot what I was saying...
Anyway, yesterday Mommy's Mommy came over, so that was awesome. I was very alert yesterday. I was just soaking up the world, as my vision is gradually improving to see beyond 15" now!
This is how I look at the world.
Like Daddy's sticker says
"I LOVE THE WHOLE DUMB WORLD"
Talk to you all later!
Matthew
I am talking about good old fashioned gas in the body. I am a gassy baby and I HATE it. It makes me upset, which then upsets Mommy, Daddy, Monique & Jackson. (Luna, Calvin & Hobbes don't seem to get upset, just concerned). Gas makes me feel like this:
NOT HAPPY!
And that Mylicon stuff does not seem to work. I have to be burped while walking. Just sitting doesn't work, I HAVE to be in motion. Weird.
This is also how the Padres make me feel. I hope Cool Uncle Jason will help me play baseball, I hear that he and Cousin Justin are WAY better than Daddy.
Yesterday when I was not fighting the GAS FACE (hit 'em in the grill Pete). Sorry, I let Daddy type for a moment. I forgot what I was saying...
Anyway, yesterday Mommy's Mommy came over, so that was awesome. I was very alert yesterday. I was just soaking up the world, as my vision is gradually improving to see beyond 15" now!
This is how I look at the world.
Like Daddy's sticker says"I LOVE THE WHOLE DUMB WORLD"
Talk to you all later!
Matthew
posted by Dave Kobus | 7:43 AM
1 Comments:
Hello handsome! I didn't like the gas face so much, but love the alertness. Hope you find something to smile about soon -- maybe the Padres? Well, maybe not.
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